Anonymous said: Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian.
Except that he almost definitely wasn’t. And Einstein was. And Newton was. And Da Vinci was.
And if he had been, so what? Hitler wore socks. Are we to say that all people who wear socks are Hitler? He had a dog. Are all dog owners Hitler? He liked to paint. Are all painters Hitler?
Meanwhile, Pol Pot ate meat. Genghis Khan ate meat. Stalin ate meat. I’m assuming you’re willing to draw comparisons between yourself and these people, yes?
Try harder, buddy.
one time, this old super christian lady that i worked with who has really dark hair and likes to paint said this to me.
and without missing a beat, i turned around and said, “yeah, he was also a dark haired person who hated gay people and liked to paint.”
i got written up, but my boss was laughing the entire time i was in his office.
currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute
people who say we live in a post-racism society need their heads examined.
i was reading a local news article about a missing 14 year old teen, and there were tons of racist comments on the article.
it makes me so sick to my stomach. i’m going to hold on to this feeling, and next time someone says that america is post-racism, i’m going to barf on them.
Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire
Anonymous said: i saw your burrito post but i don't understand the extra guac charge. i'm never charged for guac on my veggie burritos, i was told they only charge for guac on the meat ones.
weird. if i had a spine, i’d ask why they charge me, but i don’t, so i’ll quietly pay extra forever.
glitter-and-grime said: I am at chipotle now and wanted to order my veggie burrito "danielle from tumblr style"
hahahaha! i wish that this was a thing.
"danielle from tumblr style" also means that you go home, take your pants off, and eat it, wrapped up in a snuggle while rethinking every life choice you’ve ever made.
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy